As if my self-esteem wasn’t already totally in the toilet,
March 28, 2006the cashier at the grocery store tonight greeted me with “Do you have your Kr*oger card, sir?. . . er, I mean, ma’am?”
Yeah, I got my Kr*ger card right here, but first let me pull it out of my big hairy man-ass.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
